Intercourse

Before emailing me, there are a few points you should be aware of:

  • Please write intelligibly. I’m not typoglycaemic; if I can’t comprehend the first line of your message, I will delete it.
  • I don’t appraise furniture. Period!
  • I don’t produce plans for any of the furniture I make, so none are available to share.
  • I own few tools because I don’t require many – and at any rate, I don’t buy tools unseen.
  • I know very little about, and have even less interest in furniture made after 1820.
  • I will do my utmost to respond to your message in a timely fashion, but I’m retired and therefore quite busy.
  • There seem to be a few ISPs that don’t play nicely with mine; the ones that I’m currently aware of are comcast.net and mcleodusa.net. If you email me through one of these ISPs, I will most likely receive your message, but will be unable to respond. Consider emailing me through Yahoo, Hotmail, Gmail etc.