Adventus

This morning I arose to discover – for the first time in living memory – there was no Advent calendar hanging on the kitchen wall where, from this day, an Advent calendar would normally hang!

I usually embrace Advent (and Easter and Christmas and any other celebration – religious or otherwise – that incorporates chocolate in the theme of things), but in the absence of a Lindt Advent calendar, I’m not sure I want to participate in Advent this year.

Just as I decided to take myself back to bed in potent protest, the doorbell rang. I opened the front door whereupon a handheld RFID reader was thrust before my bleary eyes accompanied by the customary utterance “Sign here mate!” and before I had completed scribbling my middle initial on the filthy device, the uniformed man was gone. I wasn’t even sure what I had just signed for… perhaps a mitigation of assorted Belgian chocolates… or a slab of elm…

A bony elbow in the small of my back swiftly snapped me out of it as Virginia barged her way past with two clanking cartons cramped under her chin. It’s not chocolate, but Advent is looking a little rosier all of a sudden.

Jack Plane

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About Jack Plane

Formerly from the UK, Jack is a retired antiques dealer and self-taught woodworker, now living in Australia.
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6 Responses to Adventus

  1. Phil Spencer says:

    I like the idea of a bottle of Red every day leading up to Christmas makes it more bearable, Mrs Phil is now going to keep a pack of disposable gloves by the front door for when she is next confronted by a filthy RFID reader

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  2. Now that will be an Advent to remember!

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  3. burbidge says:

    Two cases, and the bottles are clearly marked for drinking around the 24-hour clock. That’s a lot of ‘sign here mates’ before Christmas!

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  4. Phil Spencer says:

    If you need help to drink then being community minded I will volunteer to help out

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