Despite high-budget advertising implying the contrary, Irish cream liqueur is not a centuries old tipple of the druids, but first staggered to its feet in the early 1970s resplendent with dubious sounding Irish names.
The novelty drink was purportedly dreamt up in an upstairs London office following a company Christmas party. Several hung-over product developers who had been tasked to come up with a new product for a well known spirit merchant’s liqueur sector, took drinking chocolate and cream from the kitchen and blended it with whisky left over from the party; and thus the genre was born.
Several other companies jumped on the bandwagon with their “Ah diddley dee potatoes” monikered anodyne versions of cream liqueurs and outrageous claims of originality. Ingredients vary from whiskey (and whisky) to brandy to wine; chocolate to coffee; and all manner of other flavourings.
Most deem cream liqueurs a fine roborant while some strangely abhor it and others even consider it a crime against the distillers’ art. I had already been experimenting with a number of infused and modified spirits when Baileys Irish Cream came on the market in the early 1970s and then during a rare afflatus I concocted a similar liqueur which has since met with broad approval when ever a bottle has been produced.
If you like cream liqueurs, then you might like to try my own much celebrated Irish cream recipe which, in the spirit of the season, I will disbosom to the wider populous for the very first time.
The recipe calls for Irish whiskey, though obviously brandy or, at a pinch, even Scotch whisky could be substituted. I will say this though, don’t be fooled into thinking any old spirit will suffice; au contraire, the better the whiskey, the better the cream liqueur. The same goes for the coffee.
310ml (11 oz) of Irish whiskey (preferably Bushmills).
570ml (20 oz) of long life milk.
One 375ml (13 oz) tin of evaporated milk.
One 395g (14 oz) tin of condensed milk.
One to two teaspoonsful of instant coffee, dissolved in the smallest quantity of hot water.
Preparing the liqueur
Pour the long life milk into a large jug and then slowly add the condensed and evaporated milk, stirring all the while with a fork or whisk. Take a good snifter of the whiskey (purely to confirm it hasn’t been adulterated) and then add the specified amount to the milk.
Stoke the fire and bring the kettle to the boil. Put one or two spoonfuls of instant coffee (hazelnut flavoured coffee makes a very pleasant variation) into a cup and add just sufficient hot water to dissolve the coffee into a pourable consistency.
While gently stirring the whiskey and milk, begin drizzling in the liquefied coffee until perfection is achieved (this may necessitate sampling a glass or two of the liqueur until you get the hang of it).
Plane’s Ulster Milk of Amnesia will keep for a week or so if well chilled, however, once tasted, it seldom finds its way back to the fridge.
Plane’s Ulster Milk of Amnesia goes splendidly with homemade mince pies; as it does poured over a bowl of cornflakes. I also recommend keeping a glassful by the bed in the event you wake during the night.